Now I don’t like stereotypes. I don’t like to judge people based on appearance or ethnicity alone.  I know it is wrong to stereotype people.  But there are times when you need to understand that stereotypes are based in truth.  Maybe they don’t apply all the time, but they damn sure apply some of the [...]

I hate pigeons.  I hate that song No Pigeons.  I hate how my idol Mike Tyson raises pigeons.  I hate that Smokey ended up in Deebo’s pigeon coop after Hector got him all high off that Angel Dust holmes.  I hate how pigeons are literally in every single state in America and every single country [...]

Adriana Lima is a Victoria’s Secret model and she is good for bringing the sexy at all times.  This week she did a classic beach bathing suit photoshoot.

You can see she really gets out there and works it.  But even supermodels get caught off guard sometimes.  I present the sexiest, unsexy, sexy picture ever.

Man, just [...]

Last week, the homey H8torade posted Glen Davis doing the Dougie and pretty much covered all the bases.  On Twitter I said there wasn’t much to add to his commentary on this video.

Damn, that is still turrible. Let’s not forget this:

So yeah, I do have something else to add to H8torade’s commentary.
Glen Davis…MAN UP!
This dude [...]

I realized last night that this had become unintentional ass week here at Us Versus Them.  That is different from Assology week, which was two weeks ago, or Ass appreciation week which occurs every week where the moon rises in the southern sky, whenever it rains, any week when Kim Kardashian leaves her house, and [...]

If you aren’t aware of Jersey Shore, and you need to get a little primer, understand that you can catch up completely if you just use JWOWW as a metaphor for the entire show.

It attracts your attention, it is a little trashy, kinda fake, but you are going to keep coming back for more.  In [...]

Mel Gibson is one crazy dude.  This is when I think the internet isn’t a good idea, because Mel Gibson should never be allowed near a recording device ever, ever again.  That is going to make it pretty hard to make and star in movies, but at this point I think it might be worth [...]

The World Cup has officially kicked off and the U.S. handled most of their business against the Brits.  We got a bit of a gift on the 1-1 tie on one of the worst goals in World Cup history, but you gotta take what they give you.  While soccer, or football, is the most popular [...]

Now I thought Kobe’s pictures were pretty gay.  I’m not saying Kobe is gay, he is just gay friendly.  I wanted to support the lifestyle from a fashion standpoint when he went with the All White Everything.

By UvT standards, scarf with feathers and a super deep vneck sets a pretty high standard for a full [...]

I’ve watched Mike Tyson whoop ass.  I’ve watched Mike Tyson get beat.  I’ve watched Mike get fat, I’ve watched him cha-cha, and I’ve watched him on the Tyson documentary.  Mike Tyson is the official mascot of Us Versus Them and any man who was once the baddest man on the planet is always good with [...]

There are some new trends out there that are exclusively for Team Them.  They are everywhere but the worst is the mainstream growth of stripper classes.

Uh, excuse me, “pole dancing” classes.  All these spots are the same.  “Reclaim your feminine side!”, “learn how to be sexy for your husband”, “bring the spark back to your [...]

The Smoking Baby has to be the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in a while.  And by disturbing, I mean sometimes hilarious, surprising, and finding a whole new level of baby bliss I didn’t know was possible.

Two-Year Old Toddler Smokes Cigarettes — Watch more Funny Videos
The kid really knows his way around a cigarette too.  [...]

I’m pretty sure this terrifies me…

First the KFC Double Down hits the streets, and now this.  So many questions…
Does that biscuit dispenser really have a stack of biscuits that you pull out one at a time like an upside down Pez dispenser?
What keeping that gravy from turning back into a block of lard?
Does anyone really [...]

There is so much wrong with this picture.

1. His pants are apparently too tight.
2. Did he say a niggle?
3. Is he seriously trying to make playing cricket sound badass?
-Brock

I don’t know if I like this so much because this dude is a smoothed out Blackenese dude, or because he thought it was a good idea to show how a tightly rolled magazine can be a deadly weapon.  He hits all the classic old school Kung Fu stereotypes in two minutes.  The plot is [...]

For those of you who don’t watch a lot of boxing, Jim Lampley on HBO is great.  I’ve met him a few times and he is a really nice guy, and for me a fight isn’t really a fight unless he is on the call.

He is also one of the smartest guys out there.  His [...]

A single handheld camera, mad preparation, coordinately nicely with the song.  Check out “This is Too Soon” by OK Go.

Crazy.
-Brock

Yesterday, I hooked Us with the updated Amber Rose version of the iconic Grace Jones photo from her Island Life album.  I think you will all agree that Amber Rose did a great job, but now I know that lots and lots of people have tried to bring to pose to life.  So let’s start [...]

The economy is tough and I’d feel like a real jerk if you got fired for reading your favorite site first thing in the morning.  So instead of hitting you with the winner of the “Worlds best bottom” contest which appears right below this post, I’m going to give you all some adorable puppies.

I wish [...]

All of the Olympic events need their own Man Up, but the Winter Olympics need their own special edition.  I actually feel bad about this one too, these people are the best in the world at what they do.  They work their entire lives and devote everything to making it work for one race every [...]

Lake Arlington was the 2Pac, Prince, Biggie and Lil Wayne of blogging.  I just unearthed his lost posts from our archives.  Fully finished, never released old joints in the archives.  Here’s one on Manny Pacquiao.  Enjoy.
Look, I know dude is the biggest boxer, politician, star and yes, recording artist in all of the Philippines, but [...]

The great thing about charity is everyone can find a way to help out.  Every little bit counts.  With the tragedy in Haiti, lots of people are finding creative ways to raise money.  The Huffington Post is reporting that Marilyn’s on Monroe in Ohio is doing a “Lap Dances for Haiti” promotion on Saturday.

Now don’t [...]

I’m just saying, they might be the same chick.  Apparently Katy Perry was the one on American Idol last night.

And Zooey Deschanel has been in every movie I’ve watched in the last week ((500) Days of summer and Yes Man if you care).

Dark hair, big eyes and big…uhhhh…eyes.  They might rip the time space continuum [...]

I don’t know what changed, but ever since Thanksgiving 2009, the creeping on your wife game has been turrible.  Look, I know Eliot Spitzer went down hard.

But he was an elected official who got caught with a hooker….errrrr…..call girl….errrrrr….escort who flipped and turned in State’s evidence on his arse when he though he had a [...]

You don’t have any real friends if they let you do this.

Damn Birdman, you thought that was a good look, huh?  How long before you fill the whole thing in like a tattoo lineup?
-Brock