For those of you who don’t watch a lot of boxing, Jim Lampley on HBO is great.  I’ve met him a few times and he is a really nice guy, and for me a fight isn’t really a fight unless he is on the call.

He is also one of the smartest guys out there.  His [...]

A single handheld camera, mad preparation, coordinately nicely with the song.  Check out “This is Too Soon” by OK Go.

Crazy.
-Brock

Yesterday, I hooked Us with the updated Amber Rose version of the iconic Grace Jones photo from her Island Life album.  I think you will all agree that Amber Rose did a great job, but now I know that lots and lots of people have tried to bring to pose to life.  So let’s start [...]

The economy is tough and I’d feel like a real jerk if you got fired for reading your favorite site first thing in the morning.  So instead of hitting you with the winner of the “Worlds best bottom” contest which appears right below this post, I’m going to give you all some adorable puppies.

I wish [...]

All of the Olympic events need their own Man Up, but the Winter Olympics need their own special edition.  I actually feel bad about this one too, these people are the best in the world at what they do.  They work their entire lives and devote everything to making it work for one race every [...]

Lake Arlington was the 2Pac, Prince, Biggie and Lil Wayne of blogging.  I just unearthed his lost posts from our archives.  Fully finished, never released old joints in the archives.  Here’s one on Manny Pacquiao.  Enjoy.
Look, I know dude is the biggest boxer, politician, star and yes, recording artist in all of the Philippines, but [...]

The great thing about charity is everyone can find a way to help out.  Every little bit counts.  With the tragedy in Haiti, lots of people are finding creative ways to raise money.  The Huffington Post is reporting that Marilyn’s on Monroe in Ohio is doing a “Lap Dances for Haiti” promotion on Saturday.

Now don’t [...]

I’m just saying, they might be the same chick.  Apparently Katy Perry was the one on American Idol last night.

And Zooey Deschanel has been in every movie I’ve watched in the last week ((500) Days of summer and Yes Man if you care).

Dark hair, big eyes and big…uhhhh…eyes.  They might rip the time space continuum [...]

I don’t know what changed, but ever since Thanksgiving 2009, the creeping on your wife game has been turrible.  Look, I know Eliot Spitzer went down hard.

But he was an elected official who got caught with a hooker….errrrr…..call girl….errrrrr….escort who flipped and turned in State’s evidence on his arse when he though he had a [...]

You don’t have any real friends if they let you do this.

Damn Birdman, you thought that was a good look, huh?  How long before you fill the whole thing in like a tattoo lineup?
-Brock

I know cats have been bummed that Lakey the Blogging Kang has been out of commission.  Trust that it’s for good reason.

Nah, but on the real.  I’ve been doing some wild stuff of late and I haven’t really known how to tell yall, the Nation of “Us” what the deal is.  First, I gotta give [...]

From the Us Versus Them department of Randomness I present the Shocker Winter Glove.

The Shocker presents an interesting UvT conundrum.  On one hand, if you don’t know what the Shocker is, you probably are not one of Us.  On the other hand if you actually ever perform the shocker other than by mistake, or, if [...]

This is pretty scary.

I’m not telling him to his face though.  He might want to ask Santa for a baseball cap, I’m just sayin.
-Brock

I know the GOP has sophisticated strategies, a solid worldview, and are an important part of the balance of the political structure in America, but sometimes they are just too simple.  Let’s take Michael Steele, the head of the GOP for example.  In recent history, the Republican party has not been very welcoming to Black [...]

I’m clearly in the wrong business because if this is what is passing as a clever new product idea than Lake and I need to get to production of those Ho Brand Condoms.  Check out the Handjob.

From the name to the product design to the acting to all the double entendres in that commercial, that [...]

I know this ran about a month ago, but if there is a better violation of Rule #1, I don’t know it.

Those cats are really committed to that performance.
-Brock

Jared Fogle is famous because he lost a gang of weight eating Subway sandwiches.

He did it all himself, then got famous after he lost the weight.  Nothing but veggie subs and exercise and he dropped over half of his body weight.

Now I know the weight battle is a tough one, and I know it only [...]

Now normally I don’t hit you with a mid-day update, but this is too good to wait.  Who comes up with this stuff, who signed off on this, and can I have a job.

At first only the clapping sounds were unexpected, but then the full on ass-clappities just blew me away. Some CGI dude was [...]

So I called Brock last night around 8 pm, as I typically do, to tell him what I typically say:  “What you writing tomorrow…me?  I aint writing.”
And he’s a fairly cool dude, so he just said, “true.”  But after I ran them streets last night, came home at 6:45 am (for real) and saw my [...]

Haaaaaaaaa  Lord Jesus..  I can tell I’ve been gone too long.  This shady and by shady, I mean..

17 year-old kid called into 911 talking about how “Katt” Williams was holding him against his will.  Listen to this foolishness:

Is it just me or does this call get worse and worse with every “yes ma’am” and “yes [...]

I’ve been traveling on bitnis so I’ve been out of the mix, but I did this damn fool get loose on the not goose and stumbled her candy ass onto the damn T (subway) platform in Boston…  If you haven’t seen this, peep it, it’s crazy:

Jesus!  First of all, how f*cked do you have to [...]

I’ve been out of the mix this weekend, but when I started bumping around the internet I found out that Sammy Sosa went to the Latin Grammy’s this weekend.  You remember Sammy don’t you?  He was one of the top homerun sluggers during the Balco era of baseball stats.

I’m not gonna lie, I saw Sammy [...]

Damn.  Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse than J Loft, So Cold in the D girl or even Bill Cosby’s holy rappers.  Here, skraight from the Sudan is “Bangs” a cat that might literally be the worst musician alive.

This cat is the perfectly awful love child of globalization, the internets and trash [...]

I only like American Idol for the jokes, the scandals and the people who can’t actually sing.  But we did talk about the worst kept secret in American Idol history (besides the fact that Paula is crazy), that Adam Lambert like the boys.  People wanted to deny it all the way until he started showing [...]

Well, the word finally came down.  After failing to report this scandal on their network, thereby totally compromising any shred of journalistic integrity they still had, ESPN said the following to both Steve Phillips AND his hoe:

Lol.  Sorry if that joint snuck up on you.  You’ll learn you can’t trust ANY of my sound clips.  [...]