Nothing says empowerment like $400,000 of airbrush, some silicone-saline polymer enforced titties sittin on high and some collagen lips busting out at the seams.  No this aint Lil Kim Back to the Future Edition, I’m talking about the movements of the ULTIMATE feminist, so strong that you can hear her bare arse roar, Aubrey O’Day!  [...]

Making the Band 4 Season 326 is back on MTV.  Day26 is back, Donnie finally realized he dropped a turrible album, Danity Kane went to hell, so it is time for a classic Us Versus Them recap right?
AHNT.
Nope, because Aubrey’s Playboy cover also dropped today.

Hmmmm…two things.  One, that is a lot more clothes than I [...]

So Aubrey O’Day isn’t happy if she just destroys Danity Kane.  She also has to completely assassinate her own career.  So in anticipation of her Playboy debut, this promotional picture came out.

Uhhhhh, did she pose for these pictures in 2006?  Because this is the best I’ve seen out of Miss O’Day in a long time.  [...]

Isn’t it basically the same thing?  I mean, there is NO WAY ole girl will be able to skin it to win it in her current state.

Be clear, these double wide dresses don’t have anyone fooled either.  You must look something like this before you even submit yourself for airbrushing:

And while you’re bullsh*ttin, ole girl [...]