Us Versus Them » Brooke Hogan http://uvtblog.com Brock & Lake take on the world... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:10:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Tragedy Hits the Hogan Family http://uvtblog.com/2008/10/tragedy-hits-the-hogan-family/ http://uvtblog.com/2008/10/tragedy-hits-the-hogan-family/#comments Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:43:43 +0000 Lake Arlington http://uvtblog.com/?p=8740 No, it’s not that Nick Hogan unleashed his own version of Hulkamania and nearly killed another one of his friends, made him a paraplegic, talked about the victim, his former boy, like he wasn’t sh*t and then ended up going to jail behind it.  Nah, he’s already done all that.  Nope, the tragedy that I just realized is that Brooke Hogan, the Sasquatch booger bear and alleged R&B artist, has a horrible tail game.

And while I’m happy for the bro and sis combo to finally get back together now that Nick got sprung from the can, I still gotta keep it real.  If you’re going to go with the tramp stamp, at least give us the tools to enjoy the trampdom you proclaim to posses.  Arch the back, stuff the panties, something…I mean, lie to me.

Hey, I know that lack of tail is all you know, but you don’t have to revel in it.  We need an a$s gel check on aisle 2.  I know, I know, I’m hatin’ on the standard issue white chick.  Believe me, I’m not.  I have sympathy for that woman, my sister has the traditional tail, a fact I consistently remind her of, but let’s not forget the lessons we learned from Kevin Garnett.

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

- Lake

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