Well, the word finally came down.  After failing to report this scandal on their network, thereby totally compromising any shred of journalistic integrity they still had, ESPN said the following to both Steve Phillips AND his hoe:

Lol.  Sorry if that joint snuck up on you.  You’ll learn you can’t trust ANY of my sound clips.  [...]

The Paps caught up with Steve Phillips’ slumpbuster, Brooke Hundley, on Friday when word came out that SHE dropped her Restraining Order against Steve P.

I guess her attorney advised her that she wouldn’t be able to sack ESPN dack or take her “rightful place” as a Real Housewife of the MLB with a TRO in [...]

Damn homey!  Yall heard what I had to say about Steve Phillips turrible arse slumpbustin’ hizzoe yesterday.

Haaaa….even Lord Vadar can’t believe Steve Phillips was taggin this yatch.   And if you think that’s bizzare (and it is), peep the nutso 911 recording Steve’s WIFE made to the fuzz:

Damn.  That aint right.  And this is how she [...]

Yall know what a Slumpbuster is, right?

slumpbuster

n. an unattractive woman sought by a man for sexual relations in order to improve his sports-playing abilities or his involuntarily inactive sex life. Subjects: English, Sex & Sexuality, Sports & Recreation, Derogatory, Slang

True..  That’s a slumpbuster.  But so is THIS:

Seriously…And I’m not joking.  This “woman” looks like a [...]