Simply not true at all.  The cameraman did a fantastic job framing this shot.  One more, post workout:

Somehow I don’t think this is going to help the “burger” debate going on in the comments, but she’s still looking good for me.  She’s going for the MILF of the year award right here.

Yeah, I just scrolled back up to look at the first pic too.

-Brock

That’s right, she broke out the spandex shawt shorts cat suit and went for a little jog.  Wait, didn’t this chick just drop a baby like 5 months ago?  But wait, there’s more.

She paused to get her stretch on and let everyone know that not only are the tights tight, but that they do not require the use of draws.  Then she kept stretching.

And stretching:

I’m just gonna wait here for a moment if you don’t mind.  I feel like I’m having a dream within a dream Inception style. I just need one more second…

Thanks, I’m back.  Angle 3?

The crease is still in full effect, that ass might be bigger now and the calves are still tight.  Lawd help me.  There can’t be an angle 2 in the archives, can it?

This is like a bottomless pit, it isn’t going to stop is it?  I’m just going to keep posting pictures of Christina Milian in blue tights forever, and it will satisfy you all for the rest of all time.  We will be stuck here forever, but we will all be happy.

Okay, there is only one left.  Even I don’t know what’s going on here.

Her body really is like an action figure.  That ass is trying to slide around the left, the hips and pelvis are staying tight and the chick is working hard to get her “F*ck you Dream” body back.

Milian in a bikini in 5…4…3…2…

-Brock

And not just because he thought it was cool to wear one glove.  You know he married Us Versus Them favorite and purveyor of the infamous triple tuck, Christina Milian.  They even had a baby, that’s all good right.  Nah, apparently this cat with his 5 month old kid wanted to go on vacation with his personal assistant.

They were just out there practicing their rescue maneuvers out there in the ocean, this isn’t a big deal.  You’ve got to know what to do in case your boat turns over, or you fall into a pool or something, right?

See, he’s just checking the flotation devices.

AWWWWWWW, Dream.  I can’t take it anymore.  He done messed up the perfect little lady.  What is with these dudes?  Doesn’t the Dream understand he is wack?  Doesn’t He know that he overshot his personal potential and needs to stop rolling the dice while he’s ahead?  On the UvT Scale of 1-10, I don’t know if there are enough bonus points in the world that can bring Dream up to Christina Milian’s level.  He’d have to be on that Bill Gates loot, and I don’t care if he wrote “Umbrella” by Rihanna, there aren’t that many “talent” bonus points in the world.  First Nick Cannon and now the Dream?  Now I need Christina to date someone just to she can break up with them to make sure she’s not some kind of crazy chick.  Remember this?

That is making me mad right now.  Dream standing up there with J’s bigger than Christina’s. I’m pretty sure I hate this dude now.

-Brock

Somehow the J’s have actually gotten bigger.  Goodness.  They used to be two perfect scoops and somehow now there is just…more.

Look, I’m not being mean here.  I’m just facing my own reality.  I have to admit, MILF Alba never brought the heat like pre-Cash Warren Alba.  It is just true.  Don’t get me wrong, she is still a 1 on the UvT Binary Scale of 1-0, but the luster is just not the same.  So Christina, I wish you the best.  We will always have this:

-Brock

I still can’t believe she married the Dream.

I don’t even know if this joint is ever going to hit the press.  I’ll tell you what I do know.  That clown The Dream” has a hand full of tittay.  Lawd help me.  Does she rock pasties to the shoot or did they just let my man raw dog it because that is his girl?  What’s the real deal?

Damn she is bad though.  Goodness that J game is so ridiculous.  I really don’t understand how they’ve remained so perfect for so long.  The game with no shirt on though?  Not helping anyone.  I guess the brother doesn’t hit the weight room too often does he?  He could work in a crunch, an ab roller, a protein shake, something.  If Christina is for the fellas, I’m going to presume the Dream is for the ladies.  Haaaaaaaaa.  Sorry ladies, you got jammed up on this one.  The only Dream that guy is having is for dessert.  Who still wears calvin klein boxer briefs?  Really?  Marky Mark rocked those joints in like 1990.  Why is Dream still rocking them now.

Man.  I can’t take it.  Why do the J’s look so big?  Why are her legs so perfect?  Will the day ever come when this chick is not bad as hell?  Either way, this picture is better than the original.

Yoko Ono was pimpin though.  I feel like that picture is a half Rule #1 violation.

I shoulda gotten out while I was ahead.

-Brock

Shout to Sweetsexy521 for the tip and the jokes.