Your boy Brock called it over a month ago, but the impossible finally happened.
Allen Iverson got a haircut.

Cornrow guy, you are officially the last loser on earth with that turrible haircut.  Time to bust out a mohawk or a Kanye shag.  Do something!  The time is now.
-Brock

It’s over. You’ve lost so many soldiers in the last year that it is time for you to let go.  Ludacris got a cut, Rip Hamilton got a cut, Carmelo Anthony got a cut.

And they all immediately became more reasonable looking people.
I know, I know, your leader, your inspiration, your icon is still holding strong.

Allen [...]