Dude, FIU?  I thought that was a fashion school in NYC.   Or was it the squad that always played Cuba, Dominica and Haiti in those Goodwill Games exhibitions?  At any rate, what in the hell is Zeke doing coaching a Z grade squad like FIU?  What, the Indiana University-Purdue University of Indianapolis job wasn’t open?

I mean, I know homey f*cked up the Knicks (who were already pretty f*cked when he got there), but this is ridiculous.  And doesn’t Zeke got enough problems with those oh so off key sexual harassment charges?  Damn, Zeke used to be the man!  Remember this?

The cat was on top of the world.  But I know when sh*t started going wrong.  It started with this:

Then came this:

Followed by this:

Hold up.  I mean, honestly, can anybody believe THIS broad got $11 mil off Zeke for ahem sexual harassment?  I mean, this babe?  Come on.  If Zeke was giving her trouble, she could just post him up, drop step and dunk the little fella.

Anyway, now Zeke done ended up in some good for nothing, random arse conference, coaching a trash team that regards NCAA Tourney participation as a successful season.

By the way, has Zeke ever had a fresh haircut in his life?  Ha I mean, seriously, this cat aint got no kind of edge up, zero moisture and not nary a wave to be seen and I can’t remember him with a decent crop of hair not once.

What’s he doing with all that money?  Good luck at FIU bro.  Despite my overt hate, I really am pulling for you.

- Lake