Jessica Simpson Gets Dog Jacked: Is She Serious?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Jessica Simpson’s dog is missing.  I’m not a dog person, but Jessica Simpson was one of those carry your dog around everywhere she goes people.

Jessica stays Louis Vuittoned out and yes, she comes complete with the Louis doggie bag and that is her little doggy Daisy in the bag.  Even Paris Hilton stopped carrying her [...]

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Jessica Simpson May Be a Fail Tail, But She’s Got Other Assets
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

I don’t know when it happened.  Back in the “Lachey” days, Jessica Simpson sure seemed bad as hell.

The girl was on the top of the world.  She was on the #1 show on MTV, people were listening to her music, she was getting movie roles, she was making that good TV money, it was all [...]

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Jessica Simpson is Not Fat: High Jeans Strike Again!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

We told you about high jeans back when they almost took Kim Kardashian down back in November.  Remember this?

I mean that is pure awful right there.  Well high-waisted mom jeans must be like the alien symbiote that produced the Spiderman villian Venom because they’ve attacked again.  And this time they are playing for keeps.

Man, those [...]

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