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Yaaaaayyyyaaaaayyyyaaaahhheeeehay…smoke weeeed everyday!

Cameraphones are a mothaf*cka.  Damn, I’m sure Michael Phelps would have paid someone at least twice as much as News of the World paid for this picture to go ahead and hit that delete button on this one.  The Golden Boy Mike Phelps was caught hitting that indo smoke out of that real official looking bong this weekend.

Looks like it isn’t his first time around the block either.  I like the blinged out diamond watch making a special appearance too.  I love this pic in so many ways.  Does his superhuman lung capacity give him a better buzz?  Do his mutant length arms give him the ability to puff, puff pass like no man before him?  Come on, what do you really expect from this guy?  I mean he’s a professional athlete that doesn’t really have a job.  Seriously, what the hell else does Michael Phelps have to do between now and 2012 other than cash these checks and holla at these ladies?  I mean regular athletes get a little loose in the off season.  He’s not looking to regain peak performance for three and a half years.  Give the kid some time off.  Didn’t we see this coming when we met his new girlfriend?

See, she’s down with the Westsiiiiieeede.  Former stripper, worlds largest tramp stamp, she’s probably knew where to find the tweeds.  Wait a minute, former stripper?  There have to be some better pics out there.  Intern, you know what’s up.

Oh yeah, that’s classy.  I’m going to need one more.

She looks like a fun girl.  And to answer the question on the tail piece of the young lady on the left…yes, yes I do.

What the hell was I talking about?  Oh yes, Michael Phelps on the bong.  The really crazy thing, is that his sport has really tight drug restrictions…obviously.  I think they were designed for performance enhancing drugs as opposed to recreational drugs, but if he gets caught up in this loophole, he’s going to be banned for 4 years.  I’m guessing Corn Flakes and all those endorsements are going to start drying up ASAP.  See, this is why rich people have entourages.  You need one of your boys that you grew up with to be in charge of “not letting anyone fuck up my paper by taking a picture while I smoke this here weed”.  I’d put that shit on his business card and everything.

BREAKING NEWS

We’ve got an Us Versus Them exclusive.  Michael Phelps is able to smoke weed while he swims.  We’ve got the exclusive pictures.

My man uses the Olympic sized Bong too.  Respect.

-Brock