First, he said that he is thinking about retiring this year.  Uhhhhhh, player.  Your ass was forced into retirement back in 1997 when the O’s stopped playing you.  When you aren’t playing ball and ou will never play again…you’re retired.  Second, he was talking about how excited he was to be a future inductee into the hall of fame.

Even Mark McGwire didn’t get that one.

Come on homey.  I know you played dumb when you were testifying in from of congress, but don’t act like you haven’t seen what is going on the last few years.  Sure, no one has whipped out the smoking syringe on you, but there were three guys blasting balls out of the park in the roids era.  McGwire, Bonds, and you.  You think everyone doesn’t think you were on that stuff?  Don’t make em smoke you out acting like you didn’t do it.

Do we need to go to the classic side by side pic?

I will say this.  I went to the All Star game in ATL back in 2000.  Sosa was in the derby and was hitting literal lazers into the upper deck.  No loft, no nothing.  Just straight lines banging off of everything.  He was a beast.  Let’s not forget the obvious time he was caught cheating.

Come on Sosa, I know you’ve got 600 Home Runs, I know you had some crazy seasons.  Sure, you were one of the guys who saved baseball, but damn homey.  You’re not going to be a first ballot guy.  Time for you to man up and face reality on that one homey.  Unless they open an asterisk wing of the hall of fame, you might not see that Hall bruh.  Sorry to be the one to break it to ya. You could always Man all the way Up and just admit you did it.

Sammy Sosa.  Man Up!

-Brock