“Inmates sneak through ceiling to have sex“.

I was like damn, how does this make the news?  Because of course, when you think of jail, they are generally coming with these:

With a side of these:

But this one was different.  These prisoners found a way to unscrew their ceiling tiles, climb through the ceiling…brew some wild “Jailcell moonshine” out of apple juice, Reese’s Cups, three straws and a lighter, and proceeded to get their buck on behind the prison bars.

Who was on duty that night?

Here’s my thing.  Clearly jails separate men and women, jail cells only have three walls, and there are people everywhere.  How do a bunch of prisoners crawl through the ceiling to throw a party in one of the cells complete with banging each other out?  You can barely have sex in a college dorm room with four walls and a door without everyone on the hall knowing.  Didn’t the other inmates want to get invited to the party?  I know if I was in jail on Love Lockdown and there is an orgy going on down the hall I better damn well be invited, or I better be getting cigarettes and Oreo’s out of the commissary for life or ain’t no body getting it.   That’s right, I’m a hater.  But you already knew that.  And I don’t even smoke.  It was some old school pimpin too.  The men were 44, 38 and 17, and the women were 27, 26 and 21.  Nice. Way to find the hotties fellas. 

You gotta go for the teacher that freaked down her student right?  How do you know what cell you are looking for?

Let’s chalk this up for the good guys.  Of course this one incident is probably literally 1 out of 10,000 sex incidents that lives up to Prop 8.

The Country First crowd approves of this kind of jailbreak.

-B02rock