From the outside being rich and famous seems like a great deal.  What’s bad about being rich?  Nothing.  Nothing at all.  Being rich is great.  Not only can you get whatever you want, but you also don’t have to worry about all of life’s bullshit.  Bottom line, being broke is stressful.  Who wants to worry [...]

I love Reality TV.  The Real World is almost 20 years old, but I think it was really set off with Survivor.  I watch everything.  Survivor, Big Brother, all those VH1 joints, I got in some Amazing race, all of that.  But there are also some trends that have been exposed that can be exploited.  [...]

Lake has been on a full out attack on the Gay Face.  Here is my question, when do people whip out the situational gay face?  Like Kevin from Big Brother 11.  Most of the time dude just looks normal.

Okay, no grown man should ever tuck his arms into his shirt, but you get my point.  [...]

Us Versus Them has a real problem.  Lake and I are both completely addicted to reality TV.  Anyone else looking forward to “Real Chance of Love 2″?  Just me?  Okay fine.  Well, then you have to put up with both of us talking about Big Brother 11 for the rest of the summer.  We’ll keep [...]

Us Versus Them used to hang our hats on Making the Band 4.  It was a weekly institution.  Lake broke down the weekly episode from Aubrey getting too big for her britches (literally), Laurie Ann Gibson being told “no interjections”, and Donnie dancing like a white boy.  But this season has been different, it just [...]

Now this Real World Brooklyn has been turrible.  It was really confirmed when I saw this photo of the cast and didn’t know if the cat in the middle was a tranny, or Devyn. 

Honestly, if homey wasn’t so tall, I would have just thought it was a cast photo.  Even then, I’m not so sure.  [...]

I almost forgot that every season of American Idol comes with a subplot.  Prior arrests, previous singing career, and my favorite, the old “modeling” pictures.  My favorite is still Ms. Antonella Barba.

Not only does she look good standing in a fountain.  We also found out that American Idol wasn’t the first time that she rocked [...]

You know that Lake and I love to waste our time on some good quality shitty Reality TV.  Survivor, Idol, Bachelor, Flavor of Love, Shot at Love, Real Chance of Love, and one of our favorites…Big Brother.  Now Big Brother here in Amurica throws a bunch of random aspiring actors real people in a house [...]

I know, I know.  Brock, how do you know it is the worst show ever?  Wouldn’t that mean that you actually had to watch it?  Yes and no.  Yes, I did actually have to be exposed to this show to find out how awful it is, and no, I didn’t have to watch an entire [...]