You gotta respect a permed out, West Coast gangster rapper who starred in New Jack City.  But Ice T peaked in like 1988, over twenty years ago.  Dude was born in 1958.  Trying to keep it real just isn’t that hot when you are 6 years away from being able to access that 401K retirement plan money.  I don’t know how old Coco is, but I’m starting to get a “desperate couple trying hard to stay relevant” vibe from the T’s.  Like this for instance.

Now I’m supposed to believe that Coco is squatting 17 pounds (silly), in a damn near see through sports bra and capri tights (foolish), while wearing four inch mirrored stripper heels (WTF?)  And no, I don’t believe in that bionic arse piece she’s sporting back there.  I know she thinks it is hot, and her cheek separation game is unmatched, but I feel like that is just a too thick chick who is wider than she is thick that has all her poses and gimmicks together.  These are just old people trying to get naked and I can’t take it no mo!

Respect to Ice T, I’m sure that young lady is quite a pleasure at the crib.  Ice T is just fat and sloppy and I’m pretty sure that Coco T probably looks like a Oompa Loompa in real life.  That chick can’t be more than 5′3″ and she’s thick as hell…that is potential Oompa Loompa status.

Yep, those hips just pop out just like Oompa Loompa pants.

And that ain’t right.

-Brock