Man Up Monday: The Wonderlic Test
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 15th, 2010

I don’t think there is any event that is more like magic than the NFL Draft.  Sure, you never know what you are going to get in basketball either, but at least the only rounds that really matter are the first two, and there are less than 60 guys to deal with.  There might be [...]

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Man Up Monday: Syracuse Basketball – Kyle Kuric Gets Loose!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 8th, 2010

I can’t hate on Syracuse basketball. It is hard to be the #1 team in the country. Everyone is gunning for you, everyone gives you their best shot, if you lose on someone else’s floor you get the automatic floor rush from the students.

That feeling sucks.  Well Syracuse got a great first half [...]

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Damn Homey: Scottie Pippen
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Scottie Pippen has six rings in the hopper, he was named one of the 50 greatest players of all time.  Some argue that Scottie would not have been in the top 50 if it wasn’t for Michael Jordan…but there are others who say that MJ might not have been the same without Pippen.  He was [...]

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Pac Man Up Monday: Manny Pacquiao
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, January 11th, 2010

Now see, this is why I’ve almost completely abandoned boxing.  I understand that it might be a good thing for every fighter to be able to call their own shots.  I understand that the fighters need to negotiate terms to protect themselves,  I understand there are about 30 different weight classes in boxing, but I [...]

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Can You Be Too Extreme? Arm Wrasslin
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

You know I’m down with the UFC and most things violent, but sometimes things can go too far.  Arm wrasslin was cool for a total of about five minutes.  Four minutes were when Over the Top with Sylvester Stallone came out.  The last minute was when you heard about the arm wrestler with one big [...]

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Worst Rappers Alive Part 4: SupWitchuGirl
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, December 18th, 2009

I guess sports fans are great places to look for the worst rappers alive, because we’ve got another nominee.  First of all, a name like “supwitchugirl” lets you know these dudes are clowning as do the intro, peep it out.  I smell roooo-seeeeeessss.

They needed a tighter LaGarette Blount take about knocking yo ass out, but [...]

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Andre Agassi: Image is Everything…Oh and Meth Too…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, November 12th, 2009

I guess Andre Agassi’s tennis career really is over.  You know you are either addicted to fame or the loot when you decide to write a book and air all of your own dirty laundry.  It is one thing to get caught by paparazzi sliding out of a hotel with some chick who is not [...]

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Man Up Monday: Juan Manuel Marquez
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, September 21st, 2009

If you were on the Twitter feed, (and if not, why not?) you know your boy Brock was in Vegas this weekend and yes I was at the fight.

This was billed as Number 1 vs. Numero Uno, but uhhhhh, I didn’t see it.  Floyd dominated Marquez from beginning to the end.  As long as Floyd [...]

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Man Up Monday: That Line Judge at the U.S. Open
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, September 14th, 2009

When you dominate and you are the best, haters come from all angles.  So Serena Williams was out there doing her thing, dominating, when some wildness went down at the U.S. Open.

Serena was in a barn burner with Kim Clijsters, and trying to come from behind, when she was called for a double foot fault [...]

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Joachim Noah is One of Us
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, August 20th, 2009

Sure the kid is a clown, and he dances like this:

But anyone who can hold a cell phone and two Bud Light’s in one hand is good with me.

Respek.
-Brock

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Hey Bud Selig! You Might Want To Upgrade The MLB Equipment
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

I still think baseball is kinda a bum sport.  I have to acknowledge that there is a lot of technical skill involved with pitching and hitting, but beyond that I just see 7 other dudes standing out in the outfield waiting for something to happen.  I know baseball is a game of stats, can someone [...]

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Mike Vick Flies Again!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, August 14th, 2009

He’s not with my Dirty Birds, but I’ll take the Eagles.

I do kinda feel sorry for Donovan McNabb though.  There is no shot of McNabb losing the starting spot, but he’s good for an injury and has been the subject of QB controversy before.  Oh, and A.J. Feeley…time to start looking for a job.
-Brock

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Man Up Monday: Roger Goodell
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Damn it has been a long, long time.  Back in the early days of Us Versus Them we talked a lot of Mike Vick.  He got popped for the worst airport smuggling scheme ever.  Using a water bottle to smuggle weed through the airport is crazy, because water bottles are not allowed.  That is like [...]

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Why The Buffalo Bills Sucked: J.P. Losman to the UFL
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

I had never heard of the UFL before last week.  Then I end up hearing about it from all the idiots that don’t think Mike Vick is going to have a job in the NFL come the final cut date of September 1.

Even Donovan McNabb knows Mike Vick is going to be slinging the rock [...]

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Rampage Jackson is Hilarious
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, July 10th, 2009

UFC 100 is this weekend, and although Rampage Jackson isn’t fighting, he’s actually more entertaining outside of the ring.  It takes a funny dude to start dry humping the woman interviewing him halfway through an interview.  But it takes a hilarious dude to do it for a full minute while looking her dead in the [...]

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Man Up Monday: Lovable Losers Edition
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, July 6th, 2009

I was watching that epic match at Wimbledon on Sunday morning when I finally saw the stats for Andy Roddick versus Roger Federer.  I had always just thought of Roddick as a mentally weak loser (no James Blake) but then I realized that Roddick is now 2-19 against Federer.  He’s not a loser, he is [...]

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Too Much Booty In the Pants? Swimmer Goes Ass Out
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, July 6th, 2009

Remember those Olympic swimsuits that were so controversial because the technology was so good that every damn record in swimming went down?

Yeah, I could never really figure out whether or not I thought they were sexy though.  I like tight, but they were a little too tight. I guess the whole point was to pack [...]

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Football News: Brady Quinn Still Sucks
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Let’s see, Brady Quinn Update.  He sucked at Notre Dame, got destroyed at the NFL draft a few years ago when he sat there for 2 1/2 hours waiting for his name to be called, he played a few games in Cleveland and got “hurt”, and now he is “competing for the starting job”.  Nice [...]

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Man Up Monday: Sammy Sosa
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, June 8th, 2009

Sammy Sosa must be a comedian now.  He was interviewed last week and dropped two hilarious jokes.

First, he said that he is thinking about retiring this year.  Uhhhhhh, player.  Your ass was forced into retirement back in 1997 when the O’s stopped playing you.  When you aren’t playing ball and ou will never play again…you’re [...]

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Man Up Monday: Cleveland Cavaliers
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, June 1st, 2009

Awwwwww damn.  I really didn’t think this would happen.  I’ve been saying for weeks that the Cavs were good, but I didn’t really understand why.  Now I know why, it is because they weren’t that good.  Everyone said the media wanted  Kobe v. LeBron in the finals like it was a bad thing.  Hell, I [...]

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John Madden Says Peace Out!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, April 17th, 2009

First Oscar De La Hoya…now this.  That is the second person this week who retired on us.

John Madden will be famous for the six legged turkey on Thanksgiving, making bad ass video games that damn near curse everyone that appears on the cover, never getting on the plane, and being the youngest coach ever to [...]

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Non-Breaking News: Oscar De La Hoya Retires
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Oscar De La Hoya announced his retirement from boxing on Monday.

That’s funny, I thought he retired four months ago…

Yeah, that was the moment right there.  It is so funny how boxers don’t know they are done until they catch that last ass whoopin.  Even then, they might not know it until they catch a few [...]

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Come On Bruh: Defense
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, April 16th, 2009

I started Come On Bruh when I had to start defining what it meant to be one of Us to the brothers out there.  I shouldn’t have to do this.  But brothers clearly need guidance in this day and age.  So think of this as my little personal affirmative action program to help brothers keep [...]

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Man Up Monday: Michigan State Spartans
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, April 6th, 2009

I don’t know how they did it, but the Michigan State Spartans are in the final game and playing for the Championship.  Honestly, I know they were the 2 seed, but this is about as close to Cinderella as you are going to see in the final game of the tourney.  Nobody, and I mean [...]

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Damn Homey: Alex Rodriguez is Client 13
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

I guess it’s true what they say, when it rains, it hurricanes.  A Rod just got outed for f*cking with hoes.

Look, the more I reset it back to Ashley Dupre, the more I realize that she really was a decent piece of tail for Eliot.  Let’s review a bit.

haaaaa, boy, this was back in the [...]

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