But realistically, this Swine Flu aint got sh*t to do with my bacon, ham, sausage, spare ribs…I mean, just look at that list.

It reads like an All Star roster.  A dream team of food.

Barkley, Magic, Jordan, Ewing, Malone?  Hell nah.. Give me Pork Chops, Pork Loin, Canadian Bacon, Andouille Sausage, McRibs and all the foods that go from “eh” to “Oh My God, that’s DELICIOUS” due to pork based seasoning.

Anyway, once I learned my food wasn’t in jeopardy, I was done (meaning I really don’t care).  Yeah, I know other cats are freaking out about it, all masked up and such, but some of these fools make it hard to take their plight seriously.  I mean, look at these cats in Mexico city.

If I’m facing a pending pandemic, I’d rather know that people are actually scared shitless.  I don’t need to see you showing personality when there is a distinct possibility that we all could die due to some ham on man crime…again, individualism gone horribly wrong.

Uh, yall do know that if other cat has it you’re pretty much f*cked, right?  You can’t not kiss, but get your cut and snuggle on and just think everything is going to be alright.

Niiiiiice and you wonder how cats were spreading this mess on spring break.  Big Bird and Half a Gay here just can’t follow basic directions.

I’m just shocked that some of those ignant GOP types didn’t rock their “Mexicans are bringing pig flu to kill your children” propaganda over on Faux Newz.  Oh yeah, that’s right, it’s not an election year.  Look for that on their 2010 literature under that “How Illegals Will Destroy America and Your Family.”

Anyway, somebody get that vaccine right.  Wash them hands. Stay away from Cancun (it sucks anyway).  Oh and one bacon, egg and cheddar on an English muffin please, extra crispy..thx.

- Lake