Us Versus Them » Thick white women http://uvtblog.com Brock & Lake take on the world... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 04:10:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Thick White Woman Alert: Whooty? http://uvtblog.com/2008/12/thick-white-woman-alert-whooty/ http://uvtblog.com/2008/12/thick-white-woman-alert-whooty/#comments Thu, 18 Dec 2008 08:00:40 +0000 Lake Arlington http://uvtblog.com/?p=10379 Look, I am vaguely aware of this terrible song “Whooty” aka “a white girl with a booty” but I must admit, the subject matter never gets old.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=63d9PGmh_sk

Exactly.  But it isn’t all positive.  Per usual, whenever you talk about having a booty, the terrible booger bears come out, bastardinzing the “thick” moniker, destroying the integrity and intent of the statement “Did you see that ass?”  Look, when we’re talking thick white woman, we mean this:

NOT THIS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba9SCgusUSY

Why lord.. why?  Actually, I know why.  Because plenty of you terrible dudes out there really love that extra extra tail.  Hey, I feel like everybody likes what they like.  But let’s just call that what it is, a fringe preference.  You are in fact a white girl with a booty, just not the kind that makes Lake proud, ok?

See, I shouldn’t even be able to rest that laptop there.  I need a “whooty.”  ahnt   More on this later.

- Lake

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