Elin Woods Is Back…And She Wants Almost A Billion!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, May 27th, 2010

When Tiger Woods got caught for going buck wild with 14 known ladies, everyone wondered what Elin was going to do.

According to the Examiner, she is filing for divorce and is asking for $750,000,000.  If you aren’t used to counting that many zeros, that is Seven Hundred Fifty Million Dollars.  You know how ARod signed [...]

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More Tiger Woods Parodies
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, April 9th, 2010

I told you the Tiger Woods Nike Commercial parodies would be coming on hard.  Here are a few more from yesterday.  Oh, and by the way, Tiger is striking the ball well and two strokes back on two old men [pause].  I had to add that pause because the last time Tiger was two strokes [...]

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Tiger Woods Has a New Commercial
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger.  All things considered, he’s actually playing things pretty well so far.  Except those wild ass text messages he sent all his ladies, he’s tried to attack things in a pretty straight forward manner.
1. He disappeared while he got his stuff together.  Win for Tiger because a leaked picture of his (allegedly) busted [...]

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Sexting, Sexting…1-2-3
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, March 19th, 2010

Aw man, Tiger can’t catch a break.  He laid low for over three months.  Kept his ass in tail rehab for the entire time, dropped a quick pres conference and thought he was going to come back to the Masters nice and clean.  Not so fast.  One of his chicks was hanging back and waiting [...]

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Man Up Monday: Tiger Woods
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 1st, 2010

Well there it is.  Last week, Tiger Woods came out of hiding and issued his first public statement and apology since disappearing back at Thanksgiving.

He didn’t come back with the full beard and the “mountain man” mini fro like he’s been camping for a few weeks like I wanted to, but he’s back.  I still [...]

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Dark Tiger Is Real!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Tiger Woods had a single car accident on Thanksgiving morning and his life hasn’t been the same since.  Do you remember when you first heard about it?  When everyone thought Tiger was unconscious and bleeding from his mouth?  When we didn’t know how bad the accident was or if he would ever be able to [...]

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Introducing the UvT Awards: Man of the Decade
Posted by Slick Jefferson | Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Three things get counted when assessing the UvT man of the year: your stacks, your lady, and your swagger.

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Man Up Monday: Tiger Woods…AGAIN. But it’s Not What You Think
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, December 14th, 2009

Tiger Woods has gone and done it now.  Tiger Woods has announced his “indefinite leave” from golf.  I don’t know if I would have left the game.  I thought that was the only way he was going to shut everyone up.  I’m talking playing the majors and whatever tourney comes two weeks before that.  No [...]

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Tiger: Pimpin is a Man’s Game
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, December 4th, 2009

I thought everyone knew pimpin ain’t easy, but apparently Tiger didn’t get the message.  I know this has been beaten into the ground, but it really does just keep getting better….errrrrr…worse.
The craziest thing about this whole story is that the Tiger Woods side chick saga was some old tabloid, no one actually believes it is [...]

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Man Up Monday: Tiger Woods
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, November 30th, 2009

Damn Homey, You used to be the Maaaaaaan Homey.  What happened to you?

Tiger Woods caught a little bit more than a holiday turkey hangover on Thanksgiving when he crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant at the bottom of his driveway early Friday morning.  Tiger has been giving everyone, including police the silent treatment [...]

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