Aug
17
We’ve talked about it for a while and it is finally going down.
Lake and I are about to try to take Us Versus Them to the next level and we’re throwing the first UvT Summit to make it happen. I’m stocking up on Goose and Red Bull as we speak. My nilla is rolling back [...]
Tags: UvT News
Jun
22
Listen up Team Us we just passed the three year anniversary, so it is always time to take a look at some things and get better.
So first, we are looking for some people to help out around here. Evan stepped up first and dropped Man Up Monday yesterday. I think I have some others lined [...]
Tags: Big Thangs Poppin, UvT News
Jun
3
Do you think you have what it takes? Take a shot. We don’t need someone to grind like ya boy Brock everyday, but there is enough comedy going on in the comments to let me know there is some #TeamUs level talent out there. You can hit me on Twitter @uvtblog at www.twitter.com/uvtblog or grab [...]
Tags: UvT News
Jun
1
I just wanted to take a moment to mark the Third Anniversary of Us Versus Them.
Yup, we’ve been at it for three whole years and we’ve only missed a few days in between. I still think this is the worlds greatest blog and the reason is all the people who come through to read it [...]
Tags: Brock Hardon, Us Versus Them, UvT News
Dec
30
You know we bring the jokes, we bring the politics, and we make sure we call out all of Them, but as the resident assologist you know we also have to bring the ladies. So you know we’ve got to have an award for UvT Quality chick of the Year. In my mind there is [...]
Tags: ladies, Rihanna, Sexy, UvT News, UvT Quality of the Year
Sep
8
Brock was going high end in Miami…
while Lake went lo end in Myrtle Beach.
That means that Us Versus Them was a little slim since last Thursday, but does that mean that we left you out there? Hell no. We were rocking those tweets from the streets all weekend on our Twitter feed.
www.twitter.com/uvtblog
What did you miss? [...]
Tags: twitter, UvT News
Aug
24
That’s right, I said it. I know you never thought it would happen, but your boy needs to man up. At least I can step up and admit it, but I’m here to tell you, you probably need to man up too. Here’s why, I thought I was in shape. I mean, by any measure [...]
Tags: Man Up Monday, Personal Trainers, UvT News, Workout
Aug
20
Sure the kid is a clown, and he dances like this:
But anyone who can hold a cell phone and two Bud Light’s in one hand is good with me.
Respek.
-Brock
Tags: Basketball, Joachim Noah, Sports, UvT News
Mar
17
You want to know what Lake and I are thinking real time? Hit us up on Twitter.
Lake might actually learn how to use it now.
http://twitter.com/uvtblog
-Brock
Tags: UvT News
Feb
24
I see crazy stuff all the time. People send me great stuff all the time. But sometimes I just can’t figure out how to work it in. I just have to hit the loyal UvT nation with some of this stuff…I can’t just sit up in here laughing by myself.
First joint. Not real funny but [...]
Tags: funny stuff, Hilarious, Slumdog Millionaire, Unintentional Porn Advertising, UvT News
Feb
4
I hereby declare an immediate moratorium on Glen Big Baby Davis, any references to Raz B and B2K, all uses of “no homo”, and discussions of Gaylord Perry, Tyson Gay, Homogenized milk, Any mention of Eddy Curry’s “gun”, that picture of Ponch pointing at the camera and saying “you’re gay”, and that intern that always [...]
Tags: Oh Hail Naw, UvT News
Oct
24
You know those days where it feels like everything is right? The stars align, everything is easy, you feel like you can’t do anything wrong?
This is not one of those times. I’m away from UvT HQ and my connections are slacking on their pimpin. As soon as I’m up and running I’ll be back with [...]
Tags: Slackin' on my Pimpin', UvT News
Oct
6
Us Versus Them has the shiny new site, the crew getting larger everyday on Facebook. If you didn’t join us on Facebook yet, hit us up here.
So now the legions of Us get stronger. Starting today with our girl Bichon Wheels. She’s got the female perspective on Us Versus Them HQ for everyone. We’ve also [...]
Tags: UvT News
Oct
6
I must admit I couldn’t believe my luck with that phone call from the agency, asking me if I was interested in collaborating with my mentors, Mssrs. Hardon and Arlington at Us Versus Them. Hell yes, I’m in! I polished up the résumé, aced the tests, killed ‘em during the interviews so when that offer letter landed [...]
Tags: Bichon Wheels, New Employee Orientation, Sexual Harassment, UvT News
Oct
1
Damn it feels good to be a gangster. We got the new site launched. Lake is back from his week-long birthday celebration. I just verified that my loot is all FDIC insured. And McDonald’s continues the proliferation of sweet tea throughout America. So to keep my game tight, I wanted to get with the people. [...]
Tags: Brock Hardon, Facebook, Lake Arlington, Us Versus Them, UvT News