You know we bring the jokes, we bring the politics, and we make sure we call out all of Them, but as the resident assologist you know we also have to bring the ladies. So you know we’ve got to have an award for UvT Quality chick of the Year. In my mind there is [...]
Brock was going high end in Miami…
while Lake went lo end in Myrtle Beach.
That means that Us Versus Them was a little slim since last Thursday, but does that mean that we left you out there? Hell no. We were rocking those tweets from the streets all weekend on our Twitter feed.
www.twitter.com/uvtblog
What did you miss? [...]
That’s right, I said it. I know you never thought it would happen, but your boy needs to man up. At least I can step up and admit it, but I’m here to tell you, you probably need to man up too. Here’s why, I thought I was in shape. I mean, by any measure [...]
Sure the kid is a clown, and he dances like this:
But anyone who can hold a cell phone and two Bud Light’s in one hand is good with me.
Respek.
-Brock
You want to know what Lake and I are thinking real time? Hit us up on Twitter.
Lake might actually learn how to use it now.
http://twitter.com/uvtblog
-Brock
I see crazy stuff all the time. People send me great stuff all the time. But sometimes I just can’t figure out how to work it in. I just have to hit the loyal UvT nation with some of this stuff…I can’t just sit up in here laughing by myself.
First joint. Not real funny but [...]
I hereby declare an immediate moratorium on Glen Big Baby Davis, any references to Raz B and B2K, all uses of “no homo”, and discussions of Gaylord Perry, Tyson Gay, Homogenized milk, Any mention of Eddy Curry’s “gun”, that picture of Ponch pointing at the camera and saying “you’re gay”, and that intern that always [...]
You know those days where it feels like everything is right? The stars align, everything is easy, you feel like you can’t do anything wrong?
This is not one of those times. I’m away from UvT HQ and my connections are slacking on their pimpin. As soon as I’m up and running I’ll be back with [...]
Us Versus Them has the shiny new site, the crew getting larger everyday on Facebook. If you didn’t join us on Facebook yet, hit us up here.
So now the legions of Us get stronger. Starting today with our girl Bichon Wheels. She’s got the female perspective on Us Versus Them HQ for everyone. We’ve also [...]
I must admit I couldn’t believe my luck with that phone call from the agency, asking me if I was interested in collaborating with my mentors, Mssrs. Hardon and Arlington at Us Versus Them. Hell yes, I’m in! I polished up the résumé, aced the tests, killed ‘em during the interviews so when that offer letter landed [...]
Damn it feels good to be a gangster. We got the new site launched. Lake is back from his week-long birthday celebration. I just verified that my loot is all FDIC insured. And McDonald’s continues the proliferation of sweet tea throughout America. So to keep my game tight, I wanted to get with the people. [...]
