Laura Dore: Whooty or Fail Tail?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Oliver Wrist aka Nickel Plated Bama found this chick a few weeks ago and went on and declared her the new day whooty.

I have to admit, that waist to tail ratio is completely bananas.  She probably had to get the J’s done just so she didn’t look completely ridiculous.  Those hips are crazy though.  But [...]

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Thick White Woman Alert: Amie the Amazing
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, May 7th, 2009

For this post, I’d prefer that you hit up “Amazing” by Kanye.  See, that “Ye” album does have it’s purposes.  Click here and then keep reading.
Anyway, here is the newest of the Thick White Woman brigade, Amie the Amazing!

And if you think I posted this frontal, angle 3 pic just so I could use that [...]

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Correction: The White Girl Tail Scale Now Goes To 9!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, May 1st, 2009

The work of an assologist is never done.  Always searching, always finding new ways to turn hypothesis into theory.  My life’s work has lead to the development of the Us Versus Them patented White Girl Tail Scale, or WGTS for short.  You will remember that the WGTS works on a scale of 1-8, as it [...]

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REAL Thick White Woman Alert: Candace “Black” Cabrera
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Well damn.  I almost started a riot yesterday with young Melissa S.  I realize that I might be tainted, because I’ve seen her shake it like this.  Of course is is impossible not to watch Asia Nitollano whenever that video comes on.  But I see I need to bring the thunder, so I’m doubling down [...]

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Thick White Woman Alert: Whooty Part II
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, December 22nd, 2008

When the Whooty Part I dropped on Friday, you know the resident Assologist had to get into the lab and do the research for my people here at Us Versus Them.  I haven’t run the official background music in a while, so let’s rock that official, yet still bootleg video for Whooty.

So the chick’s real [...]

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Ode to Otis: Thick White Woman Alert!!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, December 19th, 2008

Loyal UvT reader and certified “Us” man, Otis laced us with this nice video after peeping our selection from yesterday.  Just so you know, yesterday’s video was hot and had a nilla like this:

Intrigued, but still doing what I always do.  But after peeping Otis’ submission, my whole perspective on things changed.

So here it is, [...]

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